This Morning I Earned A Few Dollars Dancing


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I know you're wondering how I could afford this birthday card. Well, you're special, so I had to make it happen. This morning, I earned a few dollars dancing like Kevin Bacon Downtown. But then my coins were hijacked by a band of street punks, who refused to return them to me unless I joined their crew. So I shaved my head (this is a wig), won back my cash, returned some bottles for recycling (cha-ching!), and got you this card. Happy Birthday!

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In Other Words... is bighearted and spirited, and it combines genuine sentiments and playful storytelling to mark all life’s important occasions with wit and style. And, because In Other Words... celebrates the art of the written word, a portion of every card’s purchase goes to organizations that support literacy.

  • Blank interiors
  • 5.38”H x 4.25”W
  • White paper envelopes
  • Printed in the USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper