I know you're wondering how I could afford this birthday card. Well, you're special, so I had to make it happen. This morning, I earned a few dollars dancing like Kevin Bacon Downtown. But then my coins were hijacked by a band of street punks, who refused to return them to me unless I joined their crew. So I shaved my head (this is a wig), won back my cash, returned some bottles for recycling (cha-ching!), and got you this card. Happy Birthday!
- Blank interiors
- 5.38”H x 4.25”W
- White paper envelopes
- Printed in the USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper