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Our website pulls live rates from USPS and UPS to determine the shipping cost based on weight and zipcode. We strive to pack up all orders and ship within 24-48 hours from the time the order is placed (Monday-Friday; major holidays excluded). You will receive an email with tracking info once the order is processed (please check your spam!). Once the delivery service picks up your order, there could be a slight delay in updated tracking information.

Everyone loves opening gifts! Whether you’ve chosen to pick-up your gift at our local fulfillment office, or if we are shipping it out for you, we offer a variety of solutions to make your gift arrive with ooohs and ahhhs. No one offers snarky wrapping like we do! Options are available once a product is added to cart or during checkout..