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SASSY & SNARKY BIRTHDAY CARDS

Our hilariously unique birthday cards are for those who value inappropriate humor with some damn fine craftsmanship. Find a card for your boyfriend, girlfriend or your BFF...we have them all. Some may find these cards offensive, but we think they are brilliantly funny.

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    I Smell Old People - It's You

    $6.00

    Happy Birthday Badass

    $6.00

    Happy Birthday Bitch

    $5.00

    It's Okay To Leave Your

    $3.25

    30 As Fuck

    $5.25

    Questionable Morals

    $5.50

    Holy Shit You're 60!

    $6.00

    Too old for me

    $5.00

    You Insufferable Shit

    $6.00

    The Balloon Animals Popped

    $3.25

    Holy Shit You're 50!

    $6.00

    Happy Birthday Motherfucker

    $6.00

    Holy Crap You're Old

    $6.00

    Just A Number

    $6.00

    Holy Shit You're 29... again?!

    $6.00

    Friend Who Knows Too Many Secrets

    $6.00

    This Calls for Tequila

    $5.50

    One Year Closer To Needing A Hand Rail

    $5.50

    Glitter And Cleavage

    $6.00

    Close Friends

    $5.00

    Carrying a Tissue

    $6.00

    Wtf Fifty

    $6.00

    Stop Singing

    $6.00

    Horrified Thirty Something

    $5.00

    Happy Birthday, Douche

    $6.00

    I Sent You This Card Because

    $4.00

    A Little Birdie

    $5.00

    Bitches Love Tiaras

    $6.00

    Glittery Card Gets Fucking Glitter

    $5.00

    Timeless, Ageless and Shameless

    $6.00

    Happy Birthday to my Dearest Friend

    $5.25

    Pretty Fucking Old

    $6.00

    Welcome To Your 50's

    $6.00

    Give Fucks Birthday

    $6.00

    Sexy AF Doesn't Age

    $6.00

    You're Old

    $6.00

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